While walking with your friends…
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
A Pickup Line
“the voices inside my head told me to come over here and talk to you”
just sayin’, if a guy ever used this line on me, my heart would be his.
these damn holocaust/hitler jokes are stupid, anne frankly i find them offensive.
i’m a bad jew.
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story of my life. it’s actually quite sad. hobo’s often tend to look more attractive and less awkward than me.
Beards
i generally find guys with facial hair to be unattractive. my logic is: if i have to shave my legs, you have to shave your face. but, i was discussing this with my mom earlier when we saw this guy that would have been extremely attractive if it weren’t for the beard and my mom brought up a good point. she said: if a guy has an ugly face, sometimes facial hair hides that. so, i officially proclaim: if you have an ugly face, grow a beard.
Facebook vs. Tumblr
a place where you realize how different you are from other people:
a place where you feel like nobody else deals with the problems you deal with:
a place where you find out when you weren’t invited to that party:
TUMBLR
a place where you realize there are a lot of people out there like you:
a place where you feel like everyone has the same problems as you:
a place where everyone else who’s on here wasn’t invited to that party either:
that is scary and look at the dog by kent did it ever occur to anybody tat barbies body is so perfect but they forgot to kive kent balls
If Harry Potter Had Been Cast By Today’s Standards:
Harry Potter:
Ginny Weasley:
Ronald Weasley:
Hermione Granger:
Dobby:
Thestrals:
Voldemort:
Death Eaters:
Dumbledore:
i really shouldn’t have laughed as hard as i did at this. it’s really accurate though, you gotta admit.
when parents ask you …
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
suck on that muggles,
to bad i am one i stayed home “sick” for a couple of days around my eleventh birthday to waight for my letter to hogwarts and when i didn’t come (snif) (no its not cocaine) i cried for like four days
When You Go Into A Room To Get Something
and forgot what you had to get:
so then you leave the room, and then the second you leave, you remember what it was you had to get:
so you go back into the room to get what you needed to get… and you forget again:
does this only happen to me? really does it
Who’s going to be single on the 14th of February?
if you watch it for a while it kind of looks life they are stabing themselves with an invisable knife
